I need some guns and a motorcycle.

(via creeperstatus)

Dateline Brooklyn: you bring the kill stick, I’ll take you for a ride on my gun bike.

posted : Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

reblogged from : Creeper Status Master Lurk

paulscheer:

I enjoy this photo
(via Filmdrunk)

paulscheer:

I enjoy this photo

(via Filmdrunk)

posted : Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

reblogged from : Paul Scheer.com

Hit and run

Hit and run

posted : Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

How about this?

Like a Bordeaux you have aged for the better

and, yes, you can still rage for the ____er

but if your to old to know rage means party

you’ll want to google this next one

something something youre the queen of all milfs

posted : Friday, November 20th, 2009

my mom just asked me to write a toast for her to say at a birthday party tonight.

It needs to rhyme

Her friend is a woman turning 60

I’m really hung up on the fact that I can’t think of anything that rhymes with “MILF”

I have one hour

help me internet?

posted : Friday, November 20th, 2009

Fall Tour '09

  • Murf: I went to the gem collection at the Smithsonian in Washington last weekend
  • Murf: and it was by far
  • Murf: by far
  • Murf: the headiest place I've ever been, period.

posted : Friday, November 20th, 2009

creeperstatus:

raptoravatar:

Pilot for “Delocated”

Clearly, I don’t follow PFFR cats closely enough, cause this thing dropped earlier this year and it’s pretty great.  RIYL their other stuff.  Same subversion and surrealism, less sensory assault

I love this show (for obvious reasons).

posted : Thursday, November 19th, 2009

reblogged from : Creeper Status Master Lurk

ZOMGZ it’s Mike (no it’s not but wouldn’t that be awesome)

ZOMGZ it’s Mike (no it’s not but wouldn’t that be awesome)

posted : Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

posted : Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

posted : Friday, November 13th, 2009

mikehudack:

It’s amazing how bad AT&T is.

Agreed. 3G is a joke, I have to shut it off in my appartment because it will drop every single call within 15 seconds. On a good day, 3G or not, I get 10 dropped calls. Not to mention the fact the the “push” for iphone is a complete joke.

posted : Friday, November 6th, 2009

reblogged from : Mike Hudack

Hello friends, internet acquaintances and stalkers!

Are you ready to have your face melted twice this winter? I hope so, because I am in two shows in the Under The Radar Festival that will rip. your brain. a’twain.

The National Theater of the United States of America

CHAUTAUQUA!

@ The Public

Phil Soltanoff’s

La Party

@ Here Art Center

dates & times, ticket links and bombardments of inane backstage photos all to come shortly in the mean time check out this preview that UTR put together.I hope all of you wonderful people I know on the tumblr will make it out.

posted : Friday, November 6th, 2009

TONIGHT!

cattleprod:

zzzlll:

I’m finally feeling good enough to leave the house for a couple of hours, so whats it going to be?

Door #1:     ZEE @ 3LD ?

Door #2      Americana Kamikaze @ PS122

Door #3      The Great Informal Mustache Harvesting @ The Hole

I’m leaning towards door #3 only because it’s a few block from my apartment.

ZEE looks pretty fuckin sweet.

True, ZEE also has the added baddassness of having given a bunch of people seisures this week.

posted : Friday, November 6th, 2009

reblogged from : CATTLEPROD'S SHITTY RANCH

TONIGHT!

I’m finally feeling good enough to leave the house for a couple of hours, so whats it going to be?

Door #1:     ZEE @ 3LD ?

Door #2      Americana Kamikaze @ PS122

Door #3      The Great Informal Mustache Harvesting @ The Hole

I’m leaning towards door #3 only because it’s a few block from my apartment.

posted : Friday, November 6th, 2009