I need some guns and a motorcycle.
(via creeperstatus)
Dateline Brooklyn: you bring the kill stick, I’ll take you for a ride on my gun bike.
How about this?
Like a Bordeaux you have aged for the better
and, yes, you can still rage for the ____er
but if your to old to know rage means party
you’ll want to google this next one
something something youre the queen of all milfs
my mom just asked me to write a toast for her to say at a birthday party tonight.
It needs to rhyme
Her friend is a woman turning 60
I’m really hung up on the fact that I can’t think of anything that rhymes with “MILF”
I have one hour
help me internet?
Fall Tour '09
- Murf: I went to the gem collection at the Smithsonian in Washington last weekend
- Murf: and it was by far
- Murf: by far
- Murf: the headiest place I've ever been, period.
Pilot for “Delocated”
Clearly, I don’t follow PFFR cats closely enough, cause this thing dropped earlier this year and it’s pretty great. RIYL their other stuff. Same subversion and surrealism, less sensory assault
I love this show (for obvious reasons).
It’s amazing how bad AT&T is.
Agreed. 3G is a joke, I have to shut it off in my appartment because it will drop every single call within 15 seconds. On a good day, 3G or not, I get 10 dropped calls. Not to mention the fact the the “push” for iphone is a complete joke.
Hello friends, internet acquaintances and stalkers!
Are you ready to have your face melted twice this winter? I hope so, because I am in two shows in the Under The Radar Festival that will rip. your brain. a’twain.
The National Theater of the United States of America
CHAUTAUQUA!
@ The Public
Phil Soltanoff’s
La Party
@ Here Art Center
dates & times, ticket links and bombardments of inane backstage photos all to come shortly in the mean time check out this preview that UTR put together.I hope all of you wonderful people I know on the tumblr will make it out.
TONIGHT!
I’m finally feeling good enough to leave the house for a couple of hours, so whats it going to be?
Door #1: ZEE @ 3LD ?
Door #2 Americana Kamikaze @ PS122
Door #3 The Great Informal Mustache Harvesting @ The Hole
I’m leaning towards door #3 only because it’s a few block from my apartment.
ZEE looks pretty fuckin sweet.
True, ZEE also has the added baddassness of having given a bunch of people seisures this week.
TONIGHT!
I’m finally feeling good enough to leave the house for a couple of hours, so whats it going to be?
Door #1: ZEE @ 3LD ?
Door #2 Americana Kamikaze @ PS122
Door #3 The Great Informal Mustache Harvesting @ The Hole
I’m leaning towards door #3 only because it’s a few block from my apartment.
