“ July 4th in New York City is like Halloween in New York City but without costumes. July 4th in Boston is like thanksgiving in Boston but with fireworks and costumes.
— this is who I am, ok?
7.03.09
back in Boston (dinner)
- Sister: Is there rice?
- Mom: No.
- ZL: Mom asked if she should make any, you weren't around and I said "no" so she didn't.
- Mom: Thank you.
- ZL: She also asked if she should make salad, and I said "yes" but she made that.
- Dad: ouch!
- Mom: No, the salad is right there.
- ZL: That's called a zinger
- Mom: It's called Carrot salad.
“ Is this one of the installations where you’re not supposed to touch the sleeping lady? Like at the New Museum? Because if it is you’re going to have to ask me not to touch the sleeping lady. Like at the New Museum.
— Ilan Bachrach
7.03.09
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Seriously.
“I saw a UCLA student in person 78 times and I saw a Movie Star and a Movie Star Son 150 times. I would like to meet some White, Asian, and Latina Ladies to be my sex slaves.”
“ When are you going to figure out how to download pizza into my stomach.
— excerpt from Dovecote Records v. Limewire. You need to read this, NOW.
7.03.09
“ For those of you concerned about arriving in Boston early, you needn’t worry.
— Bolt Bus Driver
7.03.09
Trailer for the upcoming new work from the Brooklyn-based theatre company, Sponsored By Nobody — BEHIND THE BULLSEYE.
6.25.09
“ The only thing South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford is guilty of is being in love.
— I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details
6.25.09
