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Nov 25

GPOYWhere I’m at for thanksgiving

Nov 23

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Nov 22

I need some guns and a motorcycle.

(via creeperstatus)

Dateline Brooklyn: you bring the kill stick, I’ll take you for a ride on my gun bike.

paulscheer:

I enjoy this photo

(via Filmdrunk)

Hit and run

Nov 20

How about this?

Like a Bordeaux you have aged for the better

and, yes, you can still rage for the ____er

but if your to old to know rage means party

you’ll want to google this next one

something something youre the queen of all milfs

my mom just asked me to write a toast for her to say at a birthday party tonight.

It needs to rhyme

Her friend is a woman turning 60

I’m really hung up on the fact that I can’t think of anything that rhymes with “MILF”

I have one hour

help me internet?

Fall Tour '09

• Murf: I went to the gem collection at the Smithsonian in Washington last weekend
• Murf: and it was by far
• Murf: by far
• Murf: the headiest place I've ever been, period.

Nov 19

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Nov 17

ZOMGZ it’s Mike (no it’s not but wouldn’t that be awesome)

we're getting dangerously close to the time of year where I listen to Alice's Restaurant over and over and over and over.

be warned

Nov 13

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Nov 06

mikehudack:

It’s amazing how bad AT&T is.

Agreed. 3G is a joke, I have to shut it off in my appartment because it will drop every single call within 15 seconds. On a good day, 3G or not, I get 10 dropped calls. Not to mention the fact the the “push” for iphone is a complete joke.

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