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mikehudack: It’s amazing how bad AT&T is. Agreed. 3G is a joke, I have to shut it off in my...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:12:18 -0500

It’s amazing how bad AT&T is.

Agreed. 3G is a joke, I have to shut it off in my appartment because it will drop every single call within 15 seconds. On a good day, 3G or not, I get 10 dropped calls. Not to mention the fact the the “push” for iphone is a complete joke.

Hello friends, internet acquaintances and stalkers! Are you...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:24:00 -0500

Hello friends, internet acquaintances and stalkers!

Are you ready to have your face melted twice this winter? I hope so, because I am in two shows in the Under The Radar Festival that will rip. your brain. a’twain.

The National Theater of the United States of America

CHAUTAUQUA!

@ The Public

Phil Soltanoff’s

La Party

@ Here Art Center

dates & times, ticket links and bombardments of inane backstage photos all to come shortly in the mean time check out this preview that UTR put together.I hope all of you wonderful people I know on the tumblr will make it out.

TONIGHT!

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:02:00 -0500

cattleprod:

zzzlll:

I’m finally feeling good enough to leave the house for a couple of hours, so whats it going to be?

Door #1:     ZEE @ 3LD ?

Door #2      Americana Kamikaze @ PS122

Door #3      The Great Informal Mustache Harvesting @ The Hole

I’m leaning towards door #3 only because it’s a few block from my apartment.

ZEE looks pretty fuckin sweet.

True, ZEE also has the added baddassness of having given a bunch of people seisures this week.

TONIGHT!

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:54:31 -0500

I’m finally feeling good enough to leave the house for a couple of hours, so whats it going to be?

Door #1: ZEE @ 3LD ?

Door #2 Americana Kamikaze @ PS122

Door #3 The Great Informal Mustache Harvesting @ The Hole

I’m leaning towards door #3 only because it’s a few block from my apartment.

Homicide on Lorimer St

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:58:57 -0500

cattleprod:

ryanbrown:

anastasiafriscia:

neighborhoodr-williamsburg:

A gunman shot and killed a man on Lorimer Street between Ten Eyck and Maujer streets this afternoon, apparently after a car chase. A passerby who happened upon the aftermath of the slaying — which occurred at around 2:30 pm — had this to say: “There was a fight, then someone got shot. UPS man witnessed the incident and the UPS truck is part of the crime scene. Don’t know anything else, except saw cops try to revive the victim, who was bleeding from the back, pumped his chest, etc. as he was led into the ambulance.”

Another source had more information about the crime—which seems to have been classified as a homicide after the victim was pronounced dead on arrival at Woodhull Hospital according to reports coming across the police scanner:

“I live right across from the accident, but didn’t hear anything until the first responders came. Apparently one man (possibly older looking, mob-ish) was chasing another man both in their cars. There was a car crash and the man being chased jumped out and was shot by the chaser. The shot man then ran for cover in a UPS truck parked in front of a mailing place. Again, these details were all overheard, so I don’t know the truth to it all, but there’s a lot of activity here and I thought you would want to know.”

NYPD’s press office said it has not yet received any further information on the crime.

(via Gothamist)

I was at Manna at 2:30 and I didn’t hear anything.

Ok.

Firstly, I basically live (and work!) above Manna, and I heard nothing.

Secondly, what is Neighborhoodr actually supposed to be? This is a blatant rip-off of the Gothamist piece… paraphrased (barely), but basically the exact same copy. Happy the “Community Moderator” linked back to the original piece, but why not just block quote the whole thing and attribute it honestly?

Finally, that “mailing place” is called “Tiger Lilly” and the bro in there will hook you up with stamps any time. Super chill.

brown, a guy DIED.

RC: Knows the actual name of that “mailing place”

chriskula: This is some HIGHLY engrossing drunk-ass drama,...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:39:55 -0500

chriskula:

This is some HIGHLY engrossing drunk-ass drama, courtesy of some costumed assholes fighting outside a San Diego club on Halloween. Over these next five minutes you will see a dude get knockedthefuckout, a girl in a Sexy Cop outfit trying to restore order, a guy dressed as the Joker repeatedly screaming “Don’t you know who the fuck I AM?”— as well as a walk-on cameo so brilliant I could only HOPE to script something as funny. As the cameraman can be heard saying, “This is some quality YouTube!”

I wonder who that guy dressed as the joker really was.

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!!! thehils: The very...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:26:43 -0400

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!!!

thehils:

The very literal website WhatColoristheEmpireStateBuilding.com shows the colors and the meaning behind the Empire State Building’s colors. Check it out!

You can check out the long-term schedule here.

(Also, not everyone knows this, but the Empire State Building’s Observation Deck is open until 2 AM every day.)

erockappel: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Levi...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:19:04 -0400

erockappel:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Levi Johnston is the real life Tim Riggins.

Click to watch Levi on CBS’ Early Show

…zomgz…he’s right.

Thanksgiving in Boston?

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:46:56 -0400

Bolt Bus v. Mega Bus: please discuss.

Reasons To Avoid Using Crystal Meth

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:58:02 -0400

ed209:

1. Highly addictive

2. “Meth Mouth”

3. ~~Andre Agassi never did it~~

waksays: ASK A WOOKbrought to you by THE MORE YOU KNOW © At...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:19:22 -0400

waksays:

ASK A WOOK
brought to you by THE MORE YOU KNOW ©

At precisely what temperature does a face begin to melt?

Spoiler: punch-bot will punch you

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 15:23:32 -0400

Spoiler: punch-bot will punch you

This is what happens when you come out with a book called Fuck...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:35:00 -0400

This is what happens when you come out with a book called Fuck You Karl Allen* and have genius ideas like this.

*available at Spoonbill, St. Marks Books and from karlsucksdick@gmail.com

Upper Crust Pizzeria is absoulute bullshit and will never be half as good as Nuberry Pizza ever was.

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:13:00 -0400

These babies cute as hell. You wish you could take one of these...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:45:00 -0400

These babies cute as hell.

You wish you could take one of these home with you, I know it. Well, guess what? You can’t. They’re not orphans and they’re not for sale. So back off.

Alternatively, you CAN help The Radiohole bring these tykes on tour by dropping a couple bucks in their bank. paypal that is (it’s tax deductible!)

I say, do it.

Do it now.

ofny:

Whatever, Heaven Allows (WHA!?)

The Radiohole Babies

Mia Pearl Filakos,Tallulah May McRae Silovsky, Zapata Huber Hoffman Enriquez

The Walker Arts Center, Minneapolis
January 14-16, 2010
The Warhol Museum, Pittsburgh
February 12-13, 2010
PS122, New York
March, 2010
UCLA, Los Angeles
October 13-17, 2010

So what’s the problem? Well, Radiohole has just enough money to pay our artists a small stipend. So what about child care costs? At each of these stops we must raise money for the babies & the Baby-Mamma & Daddies to join us on the road. That means plane tickets, car-seats, sippy cups, the works!! This family-style tour will cost us an extra $3500!

click HERE make your FULLY TAX DEDUCTABLE donation, do it for the children

(via Culturebot)

thehils: ed209: Jonathan Richman - New England

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:28:24 -0400

thehils:

ed209:

Jonathan Richman - New England

ofny: Whatever, Heaven Allows (WHA!?) The Radiohole Maggie...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:53:48 -0400

ofny:

Whatever, Heaven Allows (WHA!?)

The Radiohole

Maggie Hoffman & Eric Dyer

3LD, Studio B

video shoot day

8/08/2009

I cant get this out of my head, so I may as well torture...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 08:09:09 -0400

I cant get this out of my head, so I may as well torture you’all with it.

"If you thought home prices were bottoming out, you may be wrong. They’re expected to head a lot..."

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:26:24 -0400

“If you thought home prices were bottoming out, you may be wrong. They’re expected to head a lot lower. Home values are predicted to drop in 342 out of 381 markets during the next year, according to a new forecast of real estate prices. Overall, the national median home price is predicted to drop 11.3% by June 30, 2010, according to Fiserv, a financial information and analysis firm. For the following year, the firm anticipates some stabilization with prices rising 3.6%. In the past, Fiserv anticipated the rapid decline in home-sale prices over the past few years — though it underestimated the scope. Mark Zandi, chief economist with Moody’s Economy.com, agreed with Fiserv’s current assessments. “I think more price declines are coming because the foreclosure crisis is not over,” he said. In fact, those areas with high concentrations of foreclosure sales will experience the steepest drops, according to Fiserv. Miami, for example, is expected to be the biggest loser. Prices are forecast to plunge 29.9% by next June — after having already fallen a whopping 48% during the past three years.”

- Homes: About to get much cheaper - Yahoo! Finance

Just to put this in perspective: A condo that cost $1M in 2006 now costs $520,000. If Fiserv’s number is correct, this condo will cost $364,000 a year from now. $1M to $364k is a 63.6% drop, peak to trough. And Fiserv has historically underestimated these movements.

Hard to believe I actually had people telling me to buy Florida real estate in 2006, and chuckling with disbelief at what a fool I was not to be “playing the game” with them.

(via wiesen)

GPOJAMCSFW (GI?) Gratuitous Picture of Jeso and My Cyber Sex...

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 08:21:00 -0400

GPOJAMCSFW (GI?)

Gratuitous Picture of Jeso and My Cyber Sex Fail Wednesday (Get It?)