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GPOYWhere I’m at for thanksgiving

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:23:27 -0500

GPOYWhere I’m at for thanksgiving

It begins!

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:43:45 -0500

It begins!

I need some guns and a motorcycle.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:12:20 -0500

(via creeperstatus)

Dateline Brooklyn: you bring the kill stick, I’ll take you for a ride on my gun bike.

paulscheer: I enjoy this photo (via Filmdrunk)

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:09:33 -0500

paulscheer:

I enjoy this photo

(via Filmdrunk)

Hit and run

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:41:29 -0500

Hit and run

How about this?

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:37:40 -0500

Like a Bordeaux you have aged for the better

and, yes, you can still rage for the ____er

but if your to old to know rage means party

you’ll want to google this next one

something something youre the queen of all milfs

my mom just asked me to write a toast for her to say at a birthday party tonight.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:58:39 -0500

It needs to rhyme

Her friend is a woman turning 60

I’m really hung up on the fact that I can’t think of anything that rhymes with “MILF”

I have one hour

help me internet?

Fall Tour '09

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:21:00 -0500

Murf: I went to the gem collection at the Smithsonian in Washington last weekend
Murf: and it was by far
Murf: by far
Murf: the headiest place I've ever been, period.

creeperstatus: raptoravatar: Pilot for “Delocated” Clearly, I...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:42:17 -0500

creeperstatus:

raptoravatar:

Pilot for “Delocated”

Clearly, I don’t follow PFFR cats closely enough, cause this thing dropped earlier this year and it’s pretty great. RIYL their other stuff. Same subversion and surrealism, less sensory assault

I love this show (for obvious reasons).

ZOMGZ it’s Mike (no it’s not but wouldn’t that...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:34:07 -0500

ZOMGZ it’s Mike (no it’s not but wouldn’t that be awesome)

we're getting dangerously close to the time of year where I listen to Alice's Restaurant over and over and over and over.

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:35:00 -0500

be warned

Chris Kuroda FTW

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:47:17 -0500

Chris Kuroda FTW

mikehudack: It’s amazing how bad AT&T is. Agreed. 3G is a joke, I have to shut it off in my...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:12:18 -0500

mikehudack:

It’s amazing how bad AT&T is.

Agreed. 3G is a joke, I have to shut it off in my appartment because it will drop every single call within 15 seconds. On a good day, 3G or not, I get 10 dropped calls. Not to mention the fact the the “push” for iphone is a complete joke.

Hello friends, internet acquaintances and stalkers! Are you...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:24:00 -0500

Hello friends, internet acquaintances and stalkers!

Are you ready to have your face melted twice this winter? I hope so, because I am in two shows in the Under The Radar Festival that will rip. your brain. a’twain.

The National Theater of the United States of America

CHAUTAUQUA!

@ The Public

Phil Soltanoff’s

La Party

@ Here Art Center

dates & times, ticket links and bombardments of inane backstage photos all to come shortly in the mean time check out this preview that UTR put together.I hope all of you wonderful people I know on the tumblr will make it out.

TONIGHT!

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:02:00 -0500

cattleprod:

zzzlll:

I’m finally feeling good enough to leave the house for a couple of hours, so whats it going to be?

Door #1:     ZEE @ 3LD ?

Door #2      Americana Kamikaze @ PS122

Door #3      The Great Informal Mustache Harvesting @ The Hole

I’m leaning towards door #3 only because it’s a few block from my apartment.

ZEE looks pretty fuckin sweet.

True, ZEE also has the added baddassness of having given a bunch of people seisures this week.

TONIGHT!

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:54:31 -0500

I’m finally feeling good enough to leave the house for a couple of hours, so whats it going to be?

Door #1: ZEE @ 3LD ?

Door #2 Americana Kamikaze @ PS122

Door #3 The Great Informal Mustache Harvesting @ The Hole

I’m leaning towards door #3 only because it’s a few block from my apartment.

Homicide on Lorimer St

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:58:57 -0500

cattleprod:

ryanbrown:

anastasiafriscia:

neighborhoodr-williamsburg:

A gunman shot and killed a man on Lorimer Street between Ten Eyck and Maujer streets this afternoon, apparently after a car chase. A passerby who happened upon the aftermath of the slaying — which occurred at around 2:30 pm — had this to say: “There was a fight, then someone got shot. UPS man witnessed the incident and the UPS truck is part of the crime scene. Don’t know anything else, except saw cops try to revive the victim, who was bleeding from the back, pumped his chest, etc. as he was led into the ambulance.”

Another source had more information about the crime—which seems to have been classified as a homicide after the victim was pronounced dead on arrival at Woodhull Hospital according to reports coming across the police scanner:

“I live right across from the accident, but didn’t hear anything until the first responders came. Apparently one man (possibly older looking, mob-ish) was chasing another man both in their cars. There was a car crash and the man being chased jumped out and was shot by the chaser. The shot man then ran for cover in a UPS truck parked in front of a mailing place. Again, these details were all overheard, so I don’t know the truth to it all, but there’s a lot of activity here and I thought you would want to know.”

NYPD’s press office said it has not yet received any further information on the crime.

(via Gothamist)

I was at Manna at 2:30 and I didn’t hear anything.

Ok.

Firstly, I basically live (and work!) above Manna, and I heard nothing.

Secondly, what is Neighborhoodr actually supposed to be? This is a blatant rip-off of the Gothamist piece… paraphrased (barely), but basically the exact same copy. Happy the “Community Moderator” linked back to the original piece, but why not just block quote the whole thing and attribute it honestly?

Finally, that “mailing place” is called “Tiger Lilly” and the bro in there will hook you up with stamps any time. Super chill.

brown, a guy DIED.

RC: Knows the actual name of that “mailing place”

chriskula: This is some HIGHLY engrossing drunk-ass drama,...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:39:55 -0500

chriskula:

This is some HIGHLY engrossing drunk-ass drama, courtesy of some costumed assholes fighting outside a San Diego club on Halloween. Over these next five minutes you will see a dude get knockedthefuckout, a girl in a Sexy Cop outfit trying to restore order, a guy dressed as the Joker repeatedly screaming “Don’t you know who the fuck I AM?”— as well as a walk-on cameo so brilliant I could only HOPE to script something as funny. As the cameraman can be heard saying, “This is some quality YouTube!”

I wonder who that guy dressed as the joker really was.

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!!! thehils: The very...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:26:43 -0400

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!!!

thehils:

The very literal website WhatColoristheEmpireStateBuilding.com shows the colors and the meaning behind the Empire State Building’s colors. Check it out!

You can check out the long-term schedule here.

(Also, not everyone knows this, but the Empire State Building’s Observation Deck is open until 2 AM every day.)

erockappel: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Levi...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:19:04 -0400

erockappel:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Levi Johnston is the real life Tim Riggins.

Click to watch Levi on CBS’ Early Show

…zomgz…he’s right.